Optimisticynic
I can online window shop for hours. I frequently think my father is the funniest person I know. I will go out of my way to avoid small talk. I love fruit flavored gum and the words "bamboozled" & "curmudgeon". I hate cinnamon flavored anything and curmudgeonly people. I've never met a sale I didn't like.



THAT HARRY POTTER ONE GUYS. 


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    OWN ALL THE IPHONE SKINS.
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    I need the Han Solo in carbonate one!
  14. coelicola reblogged this from thecrimsonsun and added:
    want the SHERLOCKED one and the mockingjay one ooh ..but I’d need an iphone first
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    thought which one would I use…
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    All of a sudden,
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    would only want the star wars one, the marauders’ map one, and the tardis one. I would just have SHER being my passcode...
  27. firithnovwen reblogged this from snarkitout and added:
    I need them all especially the Jayne one.
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    Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Bottom. Left. YEEEEEES. Guys. 20 days until my birthday. I want.