Optimisticynic

I can online window shop for hours. I frequently think my father is the funniest person I know. I will go out of my way to avoid small talk. I love fruit flavored gum and the words "bamboozled" & "curmudgeon". I hate cinnamon flavored anything and curmudgeonly people. I've never met a sale I didn't like.

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My dating advice is flawless 

• Me: It should be a place that's kind of casual and fun but also where you can go for dates but not something that screams THIS IS A DATE! Nothing super intimate and where there's a good choice in booze. I'm not really sure what kind of place that is.
• Kendra: It's called a bar, Lanie.