I want life in every word

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culturejunkie: Shakespeare gets diagrammatic. These visualised...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:27:16 -0700

Shakespeare gets diagrammatic.

These visualised Shakespeare quotes are dope. Part of a series, they were designed by Nicholas Weltyk to promote three productions from New York based art college, the Pratt Institute.

My husband's got jokes

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:24:00 -0700

Charles: Why was Adele happy that her grandmother installed a shower bar in her bathroom?
Me: ....I...don't know?
Charles: Because she could've had a faaaalllll!

the office last scene.

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:06:13 -0700

the office last scene.

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socialtheater: Need to read this one!

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:18:30 -0700

socialtheater:

Need to read this one!

rapewhistled: yea shes cute but does she know the lyrics to Ignition(remix)

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:17:03 -0700

rapewhistled:

yea shes cute but does she know the lyrics to Ignition(remix)

"Sometimes you meet your heroes and they end up being nightmares. Not this one. Exceeded..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:54:36 -0700

““Sometimes you meet your heroes and they end up being nightmares. Not this one. Exceeded expectations. We talked about her touring, and I asked her who she preferred playing shows to: an intimate audience or an arena. She said to me, in the sweetest way possible, “If you could fill the ocean with people, I’d like to play for them.” My heart stopped.””

- Max Greenfield on being on set with Taylor Swift for the finale of New Girl (via stateofgracely)

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neverwasastoryofmorewhoa: It wasn’t an insult; it’s just how...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:16:27 -0700

neverwasastoryofmorewhoa:

It wasn’t an insult; it’s just how they communicate.

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rheagars: Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:27:53 -0700

rheagars:

Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)

"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:00:00 -0700

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Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl…

I waited patiently - years - for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, learn how to knit, pretend to love cosmos, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we’d say, Yeah, he’s a Cool Guy. But it never happened. Instead, women across the nation colluded in our degradation! Pretty soon Cool Girl became the standard girl. Men believed she existed—she wasn’t just a dreamgirl one in a million. Every girl was supposed to be this girl, and if you weren’t, then there was something wrong with you.

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- Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn

Shipping tendencies

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:40:54 -0700

James: They boned and that's progress.
Me: Truth. But Nick is such a goddamn mess and it's going to be so angsty and I JUST CAN'T. Ugh, it's going to end badly.
James: Maybe not. Maybe she can be his new, stolen women's coat.

incidentalcomics: Message to a Graduate

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:34:35 -0700

incidentalcomics:

Message to a Graduate