Optimisticynic

I can online window shop for hours. I frequently think my father is the funniest person I know. I will go out of my way to avoid small talk. I love fruit flavored gum and the words "bamboozled" & "curmudgeon". I hate cinnamon flavored anything and curmudgeonly people. I've never met a sale I didn't like.

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canadiangleek:

GLEE - Full Performance of “Smooth Criminal” airing TUE 1/31 (by GleeOnFox)

UHM. The real stars of this are the fucking cello players. Damn.