The news and first world problems
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Patrick: Where do you guys get your news?
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My sister: The New York Times and NPR.
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Me: The Daily What and Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me.
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My sister: My problems are that I have squishy thighs and that my bed isn't big enough.
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Me: Mine are that I don't have enough cute, flat shoes and I haven't found the perfect moisturizer yet.
