Optimisticynic

I can online window shop for hours. I frequently think my father is the funniest person I know. I will go out of my way to avoid small talk. I love fruit flavored gum and the words "bamboozled" & "curmudgeon". I hate cinnamon flavored anything and curmudgeonly people. I've never met a sale I didn't like.

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gilmored:

Rory: Mom, it’s a stray. It’s passing through. It’s hanging out. Relax. Move away from the window and go back to bed.
Lorelai: It’s not fair. We just broke up. It just happened. I’m still young. It’s still possible that I’m gonna have a successful relationship. You don’t know. My eggs are still viable.
Rory: Are you yelling at me or the cat?
Lorelai: The cat. I think he flipped me off with his tail.

Kuya David— WATCH GILMORE GIRLS. You won’t regret it. Until the seventh season, that is. We all regretted that. 

gilmored:

Why did you bring Rory!?

Emily Gilmore reminds me of a bitchier version of my mom. Which is why I love Emily so, so much. 

LORELAI: Hey, donuts please.

BOY: We were here first!

LORELAI: On the planet?

BOY: Huh?

LORELAI: You lose. Chocolate, cinnamon and sprinkles.-

God, this show was such quality.